Monday, April 30, 2007

Tale from the Swing Club

So Saturday night at the club, several of the ladies were chatting about the lifestyle and their spouses.

One of them, a relative newcomer to the scene, was complaining that her husband expected the most beautiful ladies at the club to seek him out and service him-- even though he made no effort to ingratiate himself.

Finally, she blurted: "The only way he'll get a blow job is if he pulls out his American Express card!"

The other ladies looked blank for a moment, and I burst out laughing.

"Well, actually," I replied,"we generally prefer cash!"

Moral of this story: there's no such thing as a free munch.

I love being a provider!

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