I hope Santa wasn't watching!

I am truly wicked.

While the rest of the good people were celebrating the divine birth by opening their gifts, I was busy opening something else.

Yes, when carnality calls, I always answer... so on Saturday night, I spread good cheer at one of our local swingers' clubs. Mmmm. Sweet naughty-girl goodness and big tits everywhere-- and boy packages that couldn't wait to be unwrapped!

Then, as if that wasn't enough (a 5AM homecoming), my BF and I spent Sunday treating some Miami friends to visions of sugar plums like Santa never saw.

Christmas Day? A Bloody Mary was a delightful way to honor the virgin birth, then after that...... but on the other hand, maybe it's better for St. Nick NOT to know. A lump of coal could simply ruin a silk stocking!

Put your Gift under my Tree!

I can't wait to see my favorite boys here in FL again (and wherever else you hail from!) after a long stint doing my Christmas duty for a special friend in retail.

Ahhhh! Starting this Friday, Dec 22, I'll be available to make major holiday whoopee once more!!

If we're new to each other, please book through my website, www.discovertabu.com.

All my current friends, just call!

These holidays officially rated T for Tabu-licious!

All money, no IQ ... don't let these voicemails happen to you!

When I get any of these messages, this is what I'm tempted to say. Instead, I just hit 7. (delete!)

"Hey, I'm in Room 2307 at the Beachside Marriot. Can you be here in 30 minutes?"

Sure, Officer Friendly... just let me grab my striped teddy.

I don't want my undies to clash with my jumpsuit.

"Yo, this is Mike. Call me back. "

Gee, I only know 17 "Mikes"-- shall I start with the As?

"Look, I'm at the Sheraton with my wife, but she's gone out shopping for a while. How soon can you get over here? I think she'll be gone for an hour or two."

Actually, I'd prefer not to meet your wife while I'm wearing my teddy.

"Tabu, this is Frank. You can call me Frank, or what all the girls call me-- "Energizer Bunny."

(uncontrollable laughter)

"Hey, you're not answering-- if you're not free, can you send another girl over here?"

Why, of course! I have one in every color. Just let me consult my Pimp-O-Dex!

How to get a return call from an escort

Here's the template for the perfect voicemail... guaranteed to get a return call from me!

"Hello, Tabu, this is Ebeneezer Needagirl. We met last year/we've never met.

I live here in S FL/I'm visiting from out of town.

Before I book my appointment on your website, I wanted to ask you a question/confirm your availabilty/make a fetish request.

You may call me back at this number anytime/until 5PM/custom time and my cell/work number again is 000-000-0000.

If you call my work number, please say that you're Linda from InfoTech/Margaret from Accounting/Laura from Fidelity Investments.

Look forward to speaking with you!"

Heifers, goats and sheep, please!

I'm doing something really important this holiday season that all my intimate friends can help me with. I'm working to end hunger by raising money for Heifer International.

To view my campaign and how you can help, go directly to my donation page at:

http://ga6.org/heifer/fundraising/discovertabu-85610

I'm counting on you to pitch in and help reach my goal. Any donation large or small will help us get there!

I chose Heifer International to help because they are a wonderful organization working to end hunger and poverty in the world. For more than six decades, Heifer has been helping poor
families around the world become self-reliant by providing animals and the training to care for them. Each recipient family promises to pass along offspring from their animal to another
family in need.

Heifer's simple but effective solution has helped more than seven million families -- 38 million people -- in more than 125 countries including the US, where more than 10 million people
are chronically hungry.

Thank you in advance for taking a moment to go online and help me help Heifer.

Touring, Anyone?

I've been getting a delightfully flattering number of emails from my friends in Chicago and DC lately... all asking when I'm going to brave the shivers and return for some Tabu-licious encounters.

Well, patience, boys, patience! You're just going to have to keep the local girls busy for a little while longer. As much as I'd love to see each and every one of you today (well, not all at once!), I did move to south Florida for a reason!

When the sun comes back to kiss you, so will I! (Think March!)

Tabu by Moonlight.... my Holiday Schedule!

Come see me in the Hollywood moonlight! For the next two weeks, I'll be available EVENINGS only... so you can count on my discreet little lair to be candle-lit, sensual and glowing with pure, Tabu-licious pleasure!

New friends, book now through my website... current friends, call me for priority scheduling and extra-special holiday treatment!

From Monday, 12/11 to Friday 12/22... Tabu time is 5-9PM!

Your Dangerous Angel awaits!