Wednesday, December 13, 2006

How to get a return call from an escort

Here's the template for the perfect voicemail... guaranteed to get a return call from me!

"Hello, Tabu, this is Ebeneezer Needagirl. We met last year/we've never met.

I live here in S FL/I'm visiting from out of town.

Before I book my appointment on your website, I wanted to ask you a question/confirm your availabilty/make a fetish request.

You may call me back at this number anytime/until 5PM/custom time and my cell/work number again is 000-000-0000.

If you call my work number, please say that you're Linda from InfoTech/Margaret from Accounting/Laura from Fidelity Investments.

Look forward to speaking with you!"

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