Thursday, February 22, 2007

Good guys/Bad guys.... My Referral Policy

As you know, we providers safeguard each other by vouching for our good guys and flagging the bad ones. Unfortunately, the bad ones are getting sneakier all the time. Because of this, many of us are tightening our policies about referrals.

Beginning February 1, 2007, I will be glad to provide referrals for anyone I have seen in the past SIX MONTHS. If our meeting occurred before that, I will ask you to seek out a reference from a lady you have seen more recently.

Why the change? We're finding clients evading accountability for bad behavior by reaching back to a time when they were acting properly. They claim to have seen no one in the meantime. Because this claim can't be easily verified, we are put at risk.

If you hobby infrequently, I recommend you consider joining either of two nationally-respected verification services. Date-Check and Preferred411 will verify your information discreetly, and issue you a unique ID that providers can use for screening. Both services offer an avenue to flag dangerous or discourteous clients, so they are widely accepted by many providers in lieu of traditional references.

I love my good guys (and they are far in the majority.) To you, thank you for your understanding and cooperation!

To the "gentlemen" who like to no-show, shortchange, harass, stalk or assault providers, I hope I'm making your life a lot more difficult.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Never on Saturday... nights!

It's common escort wisdom: Saturday nights can make you rich.

Horny business travelers spending the weekend away from home... horny young guys between girlfriends and looking for a surefire score.... horny regulars whose wives are off visiting Mom.

So why I don't I work on Saturday nights?

Because I'm horny myself!

(Now, this is no secret to my personal friends and playmates.... but I'll let you who don't know me in on it, too.) Look up the hottest swing club, the house party that oozes naughtiness with my favorite boy and girl sluts.... and this weekend, my very own "Dangerous Curves" party.... and well, you can see my dilemma.

Do I work... or play?

When it's a choice between fun and MORE fun, well, I have to go with my parts. I mean, my heart.

See you on Monday.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Casino Royale coming soon on DVD

All right, I admit it. I absolutely fell in lust with Daniel Craig when I saw Casino Royale in the theatre this fall.

In fact, (once I unstuck my panties) I promptly started blogging about this latest, greatest addition to the Bond canon. (And I've seen them all-- thanks partially to my boyfriend who's been a Bond boy since Day One.)

So soon, thanks to a smitten Tabu, pictures of Daniel Craig were gracing, TER, and wherever naughty girls congregate.

And to my infinite gratification, his "Royale" hotness was soon being praised far and near by girls who specialize in close encounters of the masculine kind.

Oh, I know I can't take credit for Danny-boy's impeccable pecs, sizzling six-pack or breath-quickening blue eyes. But if this Casino hottie ever wants to thank his one-girl PR squad personally, I'll happily roll the dice!