On Friday afernoon I returned from 5 days away on tour. Naturally, my love-starved SO was eager to enjoy a prolonged tryst with me.
In the afterglow he hugged me and joked, "I should get a humanitarian award for sharing your fabulous p---sy with the world."
"Why, yes, you should, darling," I agreed. "And I even know which one it shoud be. The Nobel 'Piece' Prize!"
It's good to be queen!