Sometimes it pays to be left behind... when you get a view like this one, from last week's sextravaganza in Port Charlotte.
Four hot couples, eight naughty minds... well, you can do the math.
When this little Tabu picture showed up in the mix, all unanimously declared it a "must-publish--" so, I bend to the wishes of my clan.
Enjoy!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Perception, Reality and the Value of Pretty Boobs
Last month on tour....
Client, fondling my augmented girls: "Wow, Mother Nature really blessed you."
Me: "Yes... with enough money to afford a really good plastic surgeon!"
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Last week at my incall...
Client, fondling my augmented girls: "Your tits are really great. I HATE fake tits."
Me: "Oh, me too!" (giggle)
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An hour fondling Tabu's tits... $---. Living with Tabu's tits 24/7.... priceless!
Client, fondling my augmented girls: "Wow, Mother Nature really blessed you."
Me: "Yes... with enough money to afford a really good plastic surgeon!"
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Last week at my incall...
Client, fondling my augmented girls: "Your tits are really great. I HATE fake tits."
Me: "Oh, me too!" (giggle)
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An hour fondling Tabu's tits... $---. Living with Tabu's tits 24/7.... priceless!
Monday, July 7, 2008
My sizzling Swing Club dates just got better!!
Wow. If there was anything that could have improved my now-notorious swing club dates, it was the comfortable but rather dated surroundings of my favorite club. Has that ever changed!
On Saturday night, I joined a gaggle of my sexiest friends to discover the ALL-NEW, COME-HITHER, SEXY, COOL, SOPHISTICATED and LUXURIOUS club. Our joint has been building a brand-new club for the past year, and they proudly unveiled the results last week.
Who wouldn't like this upscale and sleek new design? On Saturday, the hottest happenings were showcased in the best-looking club in South Florida.
So from now on, my adventurous and sexy dates who join me on any Wed, Thur, Fri or Sun night will find that what was sizzling before is now even hotter!
If you're unclear on how the swing date works, click through on this link for the details... then just drop me a note at discovertabu@gmail.com to arrange our escape into pleasure.
It's not often that the best gets even better!
http://discovertabu.blogspot.com/2008/03/swing-into-spring-sexy-new-addition-to.html
I'd love to be your guide!
On Saturday night, I joined a gaggle of my sexiest friends to discover the ALL-NEW, COME-HITHER, SEXY, COOL, SOPHISTICATED and LUXURIOUS club. Our joint has been building a brand-new club for the past year, and they proudly unveiled the results last week.
Who wouldn't like this upscale and sleek new design? On Saturday, the hottest happenings were showcased in the best-looking club in South Florida.
So from now on, my adventurous and sexy dates who join me on any Wed, Thur, Fri or Sun night will find that what was sizzling before is now even hotter!
If you're unclear on how the swing date works, click through on this link for the details... then just drop me a note at discovertabu@gmail.com to arrange our escape into pleasure.
It's not often that the best gets even better!
http://discovertabu.blogspot.com/2008/03/swing-into-spring-sexy-new-addition-to.html
I'd love to be your guide!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Having a happy life
Look at that smile... think I'm having a good time?
Lately I've been thinking about what makes me happy... and it's clear that my friends are a huge part of the happy life I lead.
On my birthday last month, this girl was treated to laughs, gifts, sweetness and sexiness... and the price of happiness was quite nicely within reach.
Just thought I'd share.
Lately I've been thinking about what makes me happy... and it's clear that my friends are a huge part of the happy life I lead.
On my birthday last month, this girl was treated to laughs, gifts, sweetness and sexiness... and the price of happiness was quite nicely within reach.
Just thought I'd share.
Monday, June 16, 2008
The Love Guru.... Hmmph!
No, I haven't seen a sneak preview... but I do think I might have to get my bulldog of a lawyer onto Mike Myers.... After all, the man boldly stole what should have been my own legacy. Tabu, the Love Guru. Has a certain ring to it, don't you think?Last week I entertained some new friends and I have to tell you.... I'm relishing my enviable life. What could be better or more satisfying? I get to indulge in one of my favorite pasttimes, to watch my befuddled friends stagger off with a huge smile on their mugs, and pay the rent in a manner my landlady would never suspect.
Life is good, as they say. And after I spank that naughty Mike for stealing my thunder, I'll be the one smiling... even wider than usual. Now if only I could get a percentage!
Friday, June 6, 2008
Playing doctor in Cleveland!
"Oh, yes, Doctor, of course I'll open my mouth so you can check my tonsils... with your cock!"In one of those funny coincidences that could only happen in my hotel room, on Wednesday I was treated to an entire series of medical exams by some of the ablest physicians in Ohio (home to the famous Cleveland Clinic, of course.) So after this modest little patient made sure she was wearing clean panties, it was clear that she needed to be diagnosed... and thus it was time for me to:
- stick out my tongue
- breathe rapidly
- have my breasts checked for abnormalities
- and put my feet in the stirrups of someone's shoulders.
And it was funny, when you think about it... after all that, I was the one who got the results!
Friday, May 30, 2008
Last 2 days to pre-book for Cleveland!
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Two holes are bettter than one!
Last night I got to indulge in one of my favorite treats... and share it with a fascinated onlooker.
When I oh-so-carefully spread my naughty girlfriend's legs... then plunged into her with my big, black strap-on, there were three gasps heard in the room: hers, mine and our titillated client.
Ah, the joys of being a girl with a cock. After I taught her how to behave properly-- and she needed a lesson!-- I relinquished the helm to her own eager hips. That bad girl wanted some of her own... and for poor little me, that was just the start of a very "fulfilling" evening.
Sometimes I feel like the star in my very own porn movie. Here's to Take Two!
When I oh-so-carefully spread my naughty girlfriend's legs... then plunged into her with my big, black strap-on, there were three gasps heard in the room: hers, mine and our titillated client.
Ah, the joys of being a girl with a cock. After I taught her how to behave properly-- and she needed a lesson!-- I relinquished the helm to her own eager hips. That bad girl wanted some of her own... and for poor little me, that was just the start of a very "fulfilling" evening.
Sometimes I feel like the star in my very own porn movie. Here's to Take Two!
Friday, May 23, 2008
Happy Memorial "Lay!"
My wish for you: that you may you be "lay"d sweetly, vigorously, slowly, sensually or however you like it best.... and that you make the most of the three "lay" weekend!I know I will!
hugs to all my friends and partners in crime!
P.S. and don't worry, Cleveland-- I'm saving some strength for you!!
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Good cop/bad cop... mmmmm. What a choice.
As much as I love the donuts, I have to admit that there's one part of my job I love even more....
and that's cuffing those miscreant boys that think they can bribe me into slipping out of my uniform.
Why, just last week, a would-be gangsta shouldered his way into this innocent officer's hotel room in Detroit. And before I could give him any well-intentioned warnings, he slapped down a envelope and looked at me defiantly.
"Well?" he demanded. "What do you have on under that robe for me?"
"Excuse me, sir," I began, "You may want to wait just a minute before you start asking me questions. There's something about me that you really need to know."
"I don't think so, Miss Hottie," he replied, reaching for the tie of my silky robe. "I want to see what I'm buying."
"Well, all right," I conceded, stepping away from his hands. "If you really want to see what you're getting, I hope you like silver and black."
I dropped the silky panels to the floor.... and watched his face go pale as I was revealed in full police uniform.
"You're under arrest, Mr. Hottie," I sighed. "I tried to warn you."
"Uh, wait a minute," he stammered. "There's been a mistake. I didn't know you were a cop!"
I had to giggle at his weak protestation. "Of course you didn't, sweetie-- but now you know, and now you're going downtown."
His face crumpled and his shoulders sagged in defeat. "Isn't there any way we can work this out? I can't let this happen! I'll be ruined."
I felt a brief moment of pity. He did look sincere... and I had been on a lonely stakeout for almost a week. Maybe instead of going downtown, he could just go down. Yeah, that was an idea.
An hour later, still breathing hard, I realized there's a reason I'll never make Sergent. But then again, sometimes rank is over-rated. Just like making collars.
and that's cuffing those miscreant boys that think they can bribe me into slipping out of my uniform.
Why, just last week, a would-be gangsta shouldered his way into this innocent officer's hotel room in Detroit. And before I could give him any well-intentioned warnings, he slapped down a envelope and looked at me defiantly.
"Well?" he demanded. "What do you have on under that robe for me?"
"Excuse me, sir," I began, "You may want to wait just a minute before you start asking me questions. There's something about me that you really need to know."
"I don't think so, Miss Hottie," he replied, reaching for the tie of my silky robe. "I want to see what I'm buying."
"Well, all right," I conceded, stepping away from his hands. "If you really want to see what you're getting, I hope you like silver and black."
I dropped the silky panels to the floor.... and watched his face go pale as I was revealed in full police uniform.
"You're under arrest, Mr. Hottie," I sighed. "I tried to warn you."
"Uh, wait a minute," he stammered. "There's been a mistake. I didn't know you were a cop!"
I had to giggle at his weak protestation. "Of course you didn't, sweetie-- but now you know, and now you're going downtown."
His face crumpled and his shoulders sagged in defeat. "Isn't there any way we can work this out? I can't let this happen! I'll be ruined."
I felt a brief moment of pity. He did look sincere... and I had been on a lonely stakeout for almost a week. Maybe instead of going downtown, he could just go down. Yeah, that was an idea.
An hour later, still breathing hard, I realized there's a reason I'll never make Sergent. But then again, sometimes rank is over-rated. Just like making collars.
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