A Wicked New Announcement!

Hello, my darling friends and lovers!

Lately I've been incubating a delicious idea... and I think it's high time I let you in on the secret.

Introducing...

"Wicked Winter Nights"

This is the first time I've ever offered such a dramatic, seductive, incredibly sexy date... and I'm so very excited to imagine this amazing rendez-vous with you!

Picture this: Twelve sumptous hours to be filled with whatever delights please us both. When I knock slyly on your door, you're opening it to your lovely red-headed vixen... and almost endless possibilities.

Shall we start with a leisurely cocktail? I love to stain my lips red with Merlot. Slip your arm around my waist as we stroll toward a succulent dinner. Notice how the other couples glance enviously at us? We're so relaxed and happy. And little do they know what may follow!

You're feeling extra frisky? Me, too! Maybe this calls for that long-awaited visit to my favorite sexy haunt... that naughty club, Trapeze. It's "Adults Only" in this erotic playground built solely for lascivious fun. You want to do what? Oh, you're a bad, bad boy.

The night-life's legendary in Miami... and isn't it fun to add our own small contribution?

As the stars light our way, it's so easy to follow the passions that drew us together from the beginning. And so the night follows into morning... with the intimate knowledge of an evening spent in bliss.

I can't wait to share this very special encounter with you-- and see exactly how much pleasure it's possible to pour into an glass of us.

If this idea stirs something in you, too, I'm hoping you'll soon be whispering my favorite word ... yes.

Let's make it happen. Please give me 72 hours notice to prepare and talk about making a fabulous plan! The gift for this luxurious encounter, only $2900.

Making our winter nights as memorable as you and Tabu. It's in the stars.

Reach me by email at discovertabu@gmail.com or through my website, www.discovertabu.com.

I'll be waiting.

Giving Thanks? Don't mind if I do!

Hello, dear friends and sexy dates,

On this special day, I feel grateful to be in the warm embrace of so many lovely friends.

May you all be happy, prosper and love the one you're with!

Tabu

P.S. Many thanks to my sexy friend Kayla, who hosted me and a naughty group of friends at her new Texas home. We love you!

Big Boobs, Daisy Dukes and the most fun in "Golly"wood!

In the mood for a fun romp with a Texas-bred hottie?

So am I! (Do you know one? LOL)

For the next 8 days, I'm celebrating a spectacular month of sexual escapades. Want to join me before I take off on my last tour of the year?

Stroll over to my website, tickle my booking form and let's get together!

I'm already in a great position to play!

kisses,

your Hollywood Vixen,

Tabu

BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life...Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life....As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!' Then POOF!... she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?' Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.' Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

Tanned, Smiling, Slim-- Happy Girl!

Just took this pic, and it's easy to see that life is good!

Come see me between tours at home in Ft Lauderdale!

kisses,

me

New Year, New Tabu!

I'm a newly slimmed-down sensation... and feeling sexier than ever.

So as the new year begins, I'm making the most of my time and talents.... and that means entertaining my special friends with true Tabu zeal.

Have you been needing a tender, intimate connection?

A fun and spirited romp?

A literate and fascinating companion for a night out?

Or are you interested in the adult fun at a seductive swing club?
My "Erotic Adventure" date opens the door to a world of sensual delights.

Then remember how much you've always wanted to consort with this delicious MILF... or get sexily re-acquainted.

I'm currently hosting in Hollywood and delivering delicious room service to Ft Lauderdale and Miami hotels... so let me engage you in pure pleasure.

Your naughty desires inspire me to greater heights every day.

awaiting your email,

Tabu

Chilly boys, head south!

I've got a big kettle of sexy just for you!

Another free invitation card by Smilebox

Confessions of a Vixen!

If you're already on my mailing list, then you just received my latest sexy entry, "Confessions of a Vixen."

If you're not, click the button on the upper right hand side of this page to opt-in.

Getting something sexy in the mail.... it's just a click away!


your vixen Tabu

Re-Kindling my first love!

OK, I'm clearly not an "early adopter..." tech gadgets have to become tech commonplace before I latch on.

So when I finally got a Kindle last month, I didn't expect it to revolutionize my leisure time.

I love to be wrong.

From my first instant-purchase ("The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo") to some delightful meandering down the free pages of classics ("Fannie Hill," anyone?) I'm now inseparable from my portable library.

Old news? Maybe for some of you. But for this reader/writer and occasional daydreamer, stealing time for purely personal pleasure has never been so convenient... or so satisfying.

Coffee and my Kindle. Now there's a dream team!

Haulover Haiku

After a visit to Florida's most famous nude beach...

Rare beauty
exposed
departs
well-done!

I've got life by the "tale!"

My recent adventure to Detroit spun itself into a fairy tale... complete with White Knights, Evil Toads and happy endings.

Yes, there seems to be passion aplenty in Motor City... what else would account for the blissful hours spent in renewing delicious friendships... or the exploring new horizons... or NOT kissing the Toads who tried to send me home crying?

All's fair in love and escorting... but even so, I maintain that the good girl triumphs in the end... regardless of the obstacles thrown in her path.

So to my lovely benefactors, thank you. I will dream of you in happy colors.

In case you were wondering...

Color me ready to play!!

It's my BFF's 50th birthday tonight, so of course I have to wear my birthday suit to her party...

but in the meantime, I'm feeling very colorful.

So what's better than Tabu? Tabu times four!

Have a great weekend!

Wanted: A Good Catch

Lately I've been seeing a lot of fishermen.

Fishing for attention, fishing for mischief, or simply fishing for fishing's sake-- these fellows have been dropping their lures in my mailbox for weeks now.

"Hey, Tabu, are you available Thursday night? I have great local references, can't wait to hear back from you!"

"Dear Tabu, I'm staying at the Four Seasons next week, could you make a 2-hour outcall to me there on Wednesday at 8?"

Or my website appointment form arrives, filled out to the smallest detail.

So what do these proposals all have in common? They're shiny, glittering, and lovely in the rough seas of a choppy economy. But they're empty hooks.

My gentle return tug ("How nice of you to write! I would love to meet you, please send along your references!") results in nothing but silence. Whatever might have been there is gone... or, perhaps, was never there at all.

They say that the best things in life are free. I guess that somewhere, someone is really having a ball.

Just let me know when the ship really comes in.





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I've lost my head over the Saints!

Go, Team! I'm so proud of you!

Fly Free on Air Tabu!

It's hard to believe that in 2010, I'm celebrating my 5th fantastic year of doing what I love-- taking my intimate friends to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction. After all, the moments we spend together always seem to fly.

So as a special anniversary "thank you" to all of you who have given me such a rejuvenating escape from everyday life, I'm giving you the gift.

From Feb 3rd to Feb 17th, when you book 1 hour at my upscale Hollywood incall, I would like to give you 30 additional minutes FREE.

Come to me just as you are... needing the sweetest of girlfriends or the most urgent erotic conquest. We'll put our extra time to very good use.

Limited availability, so please book in advance of your desires. (And fasten your seat belts, boys. We're ready to take (it) off!)
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How to book your flight on Air Tabu:

• Pre-screened or current friends, simply email your request to discovertabu@gmail.com.
• Members of major verification services, please email your request with your membership info.
• All other new friends, please book through my website booking form.
• Please note Air Tabu flight times!
• Mon-Fri... 8-10am and 6-10pm
• Sat/Sun... 9am-9pm
• $350/1 hr + 30 minutes free

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Don't be left on standby. I can't wait to take your stick.

your naughty and grateful vixen,

Tabu

You, Tabu and the sexiest swingers in S FL-- New Year's Eve at Trapeze!!

If you've ever fantasized about a private entree into the sexy world of FL swingers.... with a sophisticated and oh-so-experienced vixen at your side....

then you'll never find a more spectacular opportunity than NEW YEAR'S EVE '09!!

Join me as my special date on this erotic evening of fine dining, dancing, and all the hedonistic pleasures you'd expect... in a luxurious and upscale club built exclusively for lascivious fun.

Our 4-hour date will begin at 9pm and include Trapeze's lavish NYE buffet, complete with Maine lobster and filet mignon. I will provide a fine libation suited to the evening, as we....

Embrace the vision of entrancingly sexy women, passionate men and an unforgettable atmosphere of sensual liberation.

Follow me to the erotic wonderland where inhibitions are shed as thoroughly as the clothes.... and from there, well.... it's up to our imagination what naughty delight comes first.

Let's make it an evening we'll never forget... it's there for the taking!

Essentials:

• 9pm-1am, New Year's Eve
• Membership and $150 event fee, my compliments
• Fine wine or libation of your choice, my compliments
• Pickup and return to your hotel, if applicable, my compliments
• Gift for Tabu's NYE Spectacular: $1600
• Since this is a one-time opportunity, a 25% deposit is required by Wednesday, payable via GreenDot card.

Make it you, Tabu and the sexiest swingers around. This Thursday evening... a night you'll never forget.

Don't have a Cow-- Give a Heifer!

I'm doing something really important this holiday season that all my intimate friends can help me with. I'm working to end hunger by raising money for Heifer International.

I'm counting on you to pitch in and help reach my goal. Any donation large or small will help us get there!

I chose Heifer International to help because they are a wonderful organization working to end hunger and poverty in the world. For more than six decades, Heifer has been helping poor
families around the world become self-reliant by providing animals and the training to care for them. Each recipient family promises to pass along offspring from their animal to another
family in need.

Heifer's simple but effective solution has helped more than seven million families -- 38 million people -- in more than 125 countries including the US, where more than 10 million people
are chronically hungry.

Thank you in advance for taking a moment to go online and help me help Heifer.

http://www.heifer.org/site/c.edJRKQNiFiG/b.204586/?msource=kw1844

"The dick doesn't lie," and other lessons from a life under the covers

Chapter One: In dickus veritas

Laughter erupts around me.

"What did I say?" I protest, glancing at the semi-naked group of hedonists in my living room.

"Oh, come on," one of them snorts, "You know exactly what you said. Please."

"Yeah," his wife agrees. "The dick doesn't lie?"

"Well, it doesn't. If Mike there tells you he's not into blonds, then you see Blond Bambi sucking him off and he's hard as a fireplug... well, what do you call it? An oral misunderstanding?"

The dick doesn't lie.


Chapter Two: Verisimilitude

My girlfriend smiles conspiratorially over her husband's blissful face, his eyes closed to better focus on his pleasure. "Mmmmm," she purrs, "Doesn't she do that well?"

I wink at her as I slowly slide my tongue around the sensitive ridge of his joystick.

"Do it just like I like to," she urges me in a sultry contralto. "That's it, hurry up, swallow it all!"

For a moment his eyes open in surprise at her passionate appeal, and in a series of shuddering breaths, he surrenders to my surrogacy.

Sunlight streams through a slant in the window.

"Just like you like to do it," he whispers into the air.


Chapter Three: Unoriginal Sin

Placing one stiletto in front of the other, I take my time emerging from the darkened bedroom. His hands grip his knees as I approach, laughing.

"What's up?" I tease him, lightly stroking his pants with a long red fingernail.

"I was just thinking that you're not like any woman I've ever been with. But I can't really offer you anything you haven't already had. Probably."

At the last word he looks up at me hopefully.

"Well, you're partially right," I murmur, straddling his lap and slipping my hands into his hair. "I'm a completely, utterly wanton woman who absolutely insists on driving you crazy. And you're my completely, utterly delicious partner in crime, are you not?"

Among a flurry of insistent little kisses he manages to croak out "Yes."

"Then does either of us really have to be original?" I whisper into his ear, my nipples singing under the influence of his suddenly emboldened touch.

The world envelops us. The world falls away.

He doesn't have to say no.

Happy Halloween, Pumpkin!

I'll be celebrating in the best way I know how... how about Boo?

kisses,

Tabu